eightkings

Age/Gender: n/a, Male
Location: California

I am currently working on...nothing! I really don't know how to do flash, but I wish I could learn. I mean, who wouldn't? Maybe some jerk. But I am no jerk. At least, when talking about flash.

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2/28/09

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Flash Reviews: 18
Music Reviews: 3
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Score: 0
Cyberen's Hot Date

"It's a weird al song...."

submission: Cyberen's Hot Date
date: August 20, 2009

Lame song, bad art, and can give people strokes. No good.

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Score: 10
song.swf

"only z's..."

submission: song.swf
date: August 15, 2009

I like how at first, it was sorta a song, but then turns into annoyance. Classic.

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Score: 1
SBC: King of the Portal

"Not for me..."

date: August 15, 2009

Sorry, but I don't like strange fruit telling me off when I am commanded to catch it.

Then again, I can totally understand that.

But if there was a voice recording to go along with it, or some music, I would have given it a better score.

1/2 star for trying, another 1/2 for Clock day.

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Score: 10
Easy Way Out

"(Oh no! 3,922 characters remaining!)"

submission: Easy Way Out
date: August 15, 2009

I have seen similar stories and such, but it was still great.

Music fit the mood, art was great, and story was easy to understand and enjoyable.

I give you a 5/5 and 10/10!

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Score: 10
House of 1000 Cats

"P-Bot!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!"

submission: House of 1000 Cats
date: August 6, 2009

I really loved this flash. It has both good music, great plot, and animation was great as well.

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Score: 10
Hillside Settlement

"I Like It!"

date: July 19, 2009

It was nice and mellow, and I love how it shows him and then everyone else make their homes. And the music goes along with it really well. Good work, and I hope you make more just as well or better.

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Score: 6
Orc Slayer 2

"Too looooooong!"

submission: Orc Slayer 2
date: July 16, 2009

The game takes too long, mainly because it is hard to get money at first. And too many bugs, like the shield bug, were you can't release the shield unless you swing your sword.

Also, if you ignore the black boss, you can go even farther, and if you keep playing, your stat gets to crazy levels. I kept playing, until I got 100 attack, 2000 health, 313 speed, and 3070 money.

There is also another glitch that isn't spoken of. When you start getting high speed, when in town, and you press to leave, it runs back into town. And then, right before I started this review, the glitch got even worse by having me constantly running right, no matter what I do. Going to the menu is the only way to stop the running. I got to 6744 meters before I just stopped playing.

In summary: It needs a lot of work.

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Score: 8
Apple mac ad parody

""I'm a freaken genius!""

date: July 11, 2009

That joke was pretty funny, and the buttons are snazzy, but just a little bit too short. That is why it is an 8 instead of a 10- length. Maybe if Jobs did several adds like that and was watching them, it would be better, just for having the joke last longer.

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Score: 10
Girlchan in Paradise Ep1

""Kotobarusan-sama!!""

date: July 8, 2009

I was falling over laughing at this flash! It really does give the feel of some of the anime I have seen, and some of the (not) surprising twists and attacks with "the secret move that only THAT bloodline can use". I wish that no anime ever becomes as bad as this, but I have seem some that have come close.....

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Score: 10
The Ballad of CrippleKane

"Gotta Have It!"

date: June 30, 2009

I loved this video. It has great art, good music, and is an all-round good time. IT makes me want to watch an old western, one that has lots of shooting and little talking!

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